I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY S H I T
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
*regrets something I said 4 years ago*
So there’s a chance I might be getting a job.
As a proofreader.
I would get paid to correct people’s grammar.
And it pays £30 per report, which my mum says take around 30 minutes to check.
THAT’S £1 PER MINUTE DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT IS THAT’S PRACTICALLY UNHEARD OF FOR STUDENTS
THAT JOB SOUNDS WONDERFUL. PLEASE ABUSE IT AND MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS <3
THAT’S MY SPECIALIST AREA OF INTEREST
But where would Gallifrey be? Frozen. Frozen in an instant of time. Safe and hidden away. Exactly. Like a painting.
The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug (10j/10) European Premiere in Berlin
Oh. And this evening can’t end without this one… Thank you Martin!
Life hack: Instead of using emoticons while texting or chatting use Misha Collins face.
"Let’s talk Bradley [Cooper]’s hair. Who was in the makeup trailer the longest? Him, you, Amy Adams or Christian Bale?"